And now for something completely derivative.
[INTERIOR OFFICE - DAY]
(Bill O’Brien walks up to desk of Executive Vice President of Football Operations Troy Vincent)
O’Brien: Hello, I wish to register a complaint.
(Vincent stares at computer, the faint sound of Candy Crush music plays)
O’Brien: Hello, miss?
Vincent: What do you mean, “miss?”
O’Brien: I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint.
Vincent: I’m sorry, we’re just closing for second...