LISTEN I know this is ridiculous, but let’s have fun saying “why not Antonio Brown???!!!???”.
LOOK. I know this is foolish, silly, and a total pipe dream. But sometimes when you are drowning in Ryan Griffin nightmares, Alfred Blue panic attacks, and seizures induced by thoughts of another extended absence by Will Fuller V - YOU NEED TO DREAM BIG.
So let’s do that, if only for a moment.
Allow me to make a logical case for Antonio Brown - which I am not even sure **I** agree...