Sun rises in East, Mariners lose snoozer to A’s, Sun sets in West

Jun 16 2019 by Lookout Landing

 

Mariners lose to plucky team, pluckily

I’ve watched enough Mariners games that my brain has developed a subconscious heuristic for creating expectations of each game.

First - who are the Mariners playing?

Is it the Angels? Mike Trout will do a bunch of stuff, Albert Pujols will play like he’s still good, Kole Calhoun will do something to piss everyone off, but the Mariners might still end up winning, because the Angels are almost as embarrassing as the Mariners.

Is it the White...

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