Twins fan, hamster refusing to seek solace in other disappointing Minnesota professional teams this winter

Oct 18 2019 by Twinkie Town

 
Terrence Lee-USA TODAY Sports

DON’T CAVE TO THE OTHER TEAMS

SCENE: A Minnesota Twins fan, Imakesandwichesforaliving, a.k.a. JOHN, is seen returning home from work, walking from his garage to the apartment building he resides in. He enters the building and checks his mail, where he has a package waiting for him. He grabs it and lets himself in and enters his apartment. He opens the package and sees a red towel - the 2019 Minnesota Twins Homer Hanky. He grabs it and sits down on...

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