To answer your question, no, I am not kidding.
This is an incomplete list of baseball names you can sing to the catchy, brilliant hook of Sade’s “Smooth Operator.” Some are more naturally in-line syllabically than others, but when times are tough, you can make all of these work.
I suggest you file this away for future reference when someone inevitably chooses to quiz you on the topic.
The list:
Bob Apodaca (pictured)
Jose Canseco
Bronson Arroyo
Ken Griffey, Jr.
Bobby...