To answer your question, no, I am not kidding.

This is an incomplete list of baseball names you can sing to the catchy, brilliant hook of Sade’s “Smooth Operator.” Some are more naturally in-line syllabically than others, but when times are tough, you can make all of these work.

I suggest you file this away for future reference when someone inevitably chooses to quiz you on the topic.

The list:

Bob Apodaca (pictured)

Jose Canseco

Bronson Arroyo

Ken Griffey, Jr.

Bobby...

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