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But why the hell did he get the win?

Today’s lineups:

MIN: Luis Arraez 2B, Jorge Polanco SS, Nelson Cruz DH, Miguel Sano 3B, Eddie Rosario LF, Jake Cave RF, Marwin Gonzalez 1B, Alex Avila C, Byron Buxton CF, Randy Dobnak P

CLE: Greg Allen CF, Jose Ramirez 3B, Francisco Lindor SS, Franmil Reyes DH, Derek Dietrich LF, Cesar Hernandez 2B, Carlos Santana 1B, Domingo Santana RF, Roberto Perez C, Shane Bieber...

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