The fact that this breaking news isn't just the phrase "lol wut?" 100x is truly a testament to the dedication I have to my job.
As part of the Nintendo Direct livestream discussing the winter releases and news for the Switch, Nintendo revealed an upcoming animated feature in co-production with Illumination about everyone's favorite goomba-stomping plumber titled "The Super Mario Bros."
With the announcement came the news of the voice cast. Namely, Chris Pratt ("Guardians of the Galaxy,"...