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Tuesdays are for hauling spare mattresses and box springs back inside, after your wife told you that you should definitely take them on the porch over the weekend because she’s going to post on Craigslist that they’re free on the curb, and then no one picked them up, so you need to bring them inside to avoid a fine from the town, which recently banned curbside collection of mattresses and box...