So now, kick back and read a recap writ in blank verse, filled with fuzzy animals.

The Cincinnati Reds — tonight’s matchup —
had reeled off nine losses out of ten,
and looked to be an easy W.
The Indians of Cleveland came in hot,
riding a run of victories last week
against a Houston team that sits atop
the standings of the American League.

After a solid start from Scott Feldman,
a shaky one from Cleveland’s Josh Tomlin,
the Reds take the first ballgame of the set:
A final score of 5-1...

Continue Reading The Cincinnati Reds defeat the Tribe by giving up just one run against five.