Welcome to the Anxiety Olympics, where nobody really wins.
Google Self-DiagnosisBe the fastest person to input your symptoms and arrive at a deadly diagnosis and that gold is yours.
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Politely Enraged NoddingOnly advanced competitors can pull off smiling through advice like, "Just meditate!" Or better yet, "Relax!"
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Endurance...