It’s all in the title, folks.

After complete mound meltdowns by recent signee Matt Belisle and offseason acquistion Jake Odorizzi, the Minnesota Twins quite sensibly told rookie Fernando Romero to go eff himself, as this will solve all the team’s problems.

Said Romero, “I completely get this and understand. I deserve it; I’ve only been quite competent at an MLB level, I need to be demoted. I’m such a loser and a jerk.” (Note: Fernando Romero did not actually say...

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