Monday Morning Minnesota: Ervin Santana fell into a black hole

Jun 25 2018 by Twinkie Town

 

Is apparently my chosen narrative today, I’m sorry.

Ervin Santana still hasn’t touched 90 mph in live batting-practice, reports Mike Berardino of the P Press. Basically, as this is the Twins, we may as well assume he’s out infinite forevers. Since the space between any two points in an infinite number is an infinite number, Ervin Santana’s progress can be broken down into infinite infinitely small pieces which can not be witnessed as they are infinitely far away. However, as...
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