Congratulations! You've finally decided to take the horror genre plunge.
Every year your friends/family/coworkers/creepy neighbors invite you to a spooky Halloween movie night—and every year you are forced to politely decline. You say you have to feed the cat, water the plants, get a jump start on next year's taxes, etc. Little do they know, you're just terrified of scary movies.
But, this Halloween you...