In case you need any further proof that we live in the dumbest timeline, Jeffrey Toobin, the New Yorker writer-turned-Zoom masturbator, is back at his old gig on CNN.

On Thursday, Toobin appeared on “CNN Newsroom” and spoke openly about the infamous Zoom dick incident, which took place last October and was first reported by VICE News. During a break in an election simulation with several star New Yorker colleagues over Zoom, Toobin accidentally filmed himself jerking off. The New Yorker...

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