Alongside a raft of other news, Nintendo used its Directs event on Thursday to announce the voice cast for the Super Mario animated movie literally nobody asked for, and it's-a... weird.
Tweet may have been deletedNow let's be fair, here: Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong is perfect.
Tweet may have been deletedBut Chris Pratt as Mario?
Chris Pratt. As Mario.
Chris PRATT! As Mario.
The lovable Parks and Rec schlub turned permanently-grimy, fully posable action figure is a deeply weird choice...