What was once every Stephen King fan's loss could suddenly turn into their ultimate dream come true. At this point, nobody needs much of a refresher on the disaster that was the 2017 "The Dark Tower" adaptation, which somehow took all the weirdest, most ambitious, and downright epic elements of the prolific author's magnum opus -- consisting of seven total novels (and short stories) -- and distilled it all into, well, one of the most disappointing blockbuster efforts in recent memory. But...