May we all be as lucky to find ourselves someone as deeply committed as Ghostface. In one form or another, the masked menace of Woodsboro has haunted those poor residents — or, rather, one very specific group of residents — for a little over 25 years to this point. Clumsy, ineffectual, and borderline masochistic, the respective central antagonist(s) behind every "Scream" film has given our heroes a worthy enemy and a debilitating case of PTSD, to go along with it. After this year's...