Warning: This article contains frank discussion of (and occasional snark directed towards) all things Morbin'-related. Reader discretion is advised.
I can pinpoint the exact moment when everything changed forever: January 13, 2020. A little before noon, the unsuspecting world at large was introduced to the first teaser showcasing Jared Leto's Dr. Michael Morbius in all his angsty, brooding, and utterly unhygienic glory. Although it would take more than two years for the superhero...