and all through the blog
not a creature was stirring
(except for the frog)
As the Yanks got their Judge back
Rodon shaved his face
While the Mets signed great players
the A’s added Jace
The spree was Aledmys
and then Trevor May
Now perhaps Drew Rucinski
will help save the day
On Fisher! On Kaval!
On Forst! (The new Beane)
Has ever such lame
parsimony been seen?
A haul for Sean Murphy!
We’ve nothing to worry!
Unless all our hopes are
some guy named...