These Doomed Candidates Could Help Trump Survive a Primary

Dec 25 2022 by The Daily Beast

 
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There’s a famous scene in Austin Powers, where Mike Myers runs over a security guard with a steamroller. What makes this horrific act funny is that the steamroller looks to be going about two miles per hour, and the security guard (who is at least 30 feet away) just stands there yelling “STOP!” for what feels like ten seconds before he is, inevitably, squashed.

I thought of this scene recently when contemplating the nascent...

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