Welcome to your new holiday tradition! No, it's not the biannual release of a new "Avatar" movie every December until everyone, fans and cynics of James Cameron alike, have become well and truly Pandora-pilled. Rather, it's a new Benoit Blanc murder-mystery from the internet's new favorite lightning rod: Rian Johnson.
Condemned to a lifetime of online infamy for the unforgivable crime of creating a pretty darn good "Star Wars" movie five years ago, the writer and director has since taken...