Twins 6, White Sox 3: Let’s get Eddie to rumble!

Apr 25 2024 by Twinkie Town

 
The Julien of our Nile... | Matt Krohn-USA TODAY Sports

Julien socks two of the Twins’ FIVE dongs!

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And now, the six standout STUDLINESSES of the Twin Cities teammates in their rendition of: the Ballpark Banger.

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