Colon might make the final plate appearance of his career, and Vin Scully isn’t even going to be there to call it. We truly live in the stupidest timeline.

After dropping two of three games to the Tigers at Target Field, the Twins are headed to Los Angeles to face the Los Angeles Dodgers—aka, the Los Angeles team with a concise name that makes sense. Unfortunately for the Twins, though, the Los Angeles Dodgers are also really, really good. Like, 68-31, we-are-even-better-than-the-

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