New York Yankees 11, Minnesota Twins 3: Bronx Bomb

Sep 20 2017 by Twinkie Town

 

We are shocked — shocked! — by this outcome.

Before rectalysing what went wrong in this game, let’s remember the good times, shall we? Top of the third, 0-0, one out. Kennys Vargas gets an infield hit. Jason Castro singles, and speedster Kennys takes third. Brian Dozier walks. Then Joe Mauer comes up. We’ll turn now to our ace gamethread reporter, McLoser Asshat, Jr.:

TRAAAAAPPPP

Joe lines to left, foul ball ... bad memories

Pretty good AB, Joe

Full count, baby

Severino at 100...

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