Apr 24 2018 by Yardbarker: Seattle Mariners
You should have gotten sick at the rest stop, we were there like half an hour ago! Out of all of the things that we know to exist, nothing is quite as amazing as the human body. Consider that we live in a universe where the number one rule is that everything that happens increases the amount of chaos in the world. Everything. Get out of bed? Brush your teeth? You’ve scattered some of your heat energy into the universe, and therefore made it chaotic. Every step you take helps push the...
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